I'm a selfish...
Asshole. Or at least that is what an ex of mine and some girls I recently banged are trying to claim. My first instinct was, to agree with it completely. I AM a selfish asshole. I mean, I have been single and have been having sex with random women, my ex-girlfriends and even that little kid from Indiana Jones 2 all the while making no commitments and bragging about it up and down the East Coast.
The whole time I've just been enjoying myself (mostly, Asian penises are tilted to the side which hurts more) and only concerned about my own feelings.
Based on this I think it could be argued that I'm selfish, but an asshole? It seems the two go hand in hand at times, but I have to stop you right there. A selfish asshole would be having sex with the above and telling them anything they wanted to hear to do so, thus making the person not just selfish, but an asshole in the process.
See the difference? No, then bear with me while I explain this out a little further. Yes I may have been acting selfish the last few weeks, but, since I was totally honest with these women (and little Short Round) about my motives (cock in hole action, no strings attached) wasn't I giving them a chance to make up their own minds about it? Don't think to hard, the answer is YES! These women KNEW what I was about long before the mediocre sex acts took place. They CHOSE to do them with me because of their OWN SELFISH reasons. Am I right? THEY are the selfish ones because they knew what I was all about, they went through with it anyway and now they are annoying the shit out of me with all their whining. It seems to me like they are being the selfish assholes.
Some of them were clearly mad at themselves for what they had done and decided to take it out on me. Now I'm pissed AND inconvenienced, I mean when women start getting bitchy, it gets harder and harder to sleep with them. Not to mention the fact that I've run out of people from Indy movies that are Asian.
Christ, one of my friends actually suggested I put myself in the ladies' shoes (I guess she doesn't give a shit about Short Round) and try to understand their feelings. I told her, what the fuck is the point? I haven't fucked any chicks that wear a size 13 shoe (other than that one in South Carolina, but she might have had a penis at one point), you know what I mean?
Who's life is most important in the world? Mine, that's who (that mine should be read as "mine"). That is right, everyone is looking out for themselves in the world right? You start trying to take care of other people and they WILL fuck you in the end. History is full of examples; Ronald McDonald, Jesse Jackson, Neil Cavuto, the chicks who were cheated on by Sam "Mayday" Malone, I could fucking do this all day.
The Point is that YOU have to look out for YOU. Not to mention you sure as fuck shouldn't take being called a selfish asshole because only someone who is concerned about their own feelings above yours would use a hurtful term like that which means, you guessed it, FUCK THEM!
The whole time I've just been enjoying myself (mostly, Asian penises are tilted to the side which hurts more) and only concerned about my own feelings.
Based on this I think it could be argued that I'm selfish, but an asshole? It seems the two go hand in hand at times, but I have to stop you right there. A selfish asshole would be having sex with the above and telling them anything they wanted to hear to do so, thus making the person not just selfish, but an asshole in the process.
See the difference? No, then bear with me while I explain this out a little further. Yes I may have been acting selfish the last few weeks, but, since I was totally honest with these women (and little Short Round) about my motives (cock in hole action, no strings attached) wasn't I giving them a chance to make up their own minds about it? Don't think to hard, the answer is YES! These women KNEW what I was about long before the mediocre sex acts took place. They CHOSE to do them with me because of their OWN SELFISH reasons. Am I right? THEY are the selfish ones because they knew what I was all about, they went through with it anyway and now they are annoying the shit out of me with all their whining. It seems to me like they are being the selfish assholes.
Some of them were clearly mad at themselves for what they had done and decided to take it out on me. Now I'm pissed AND inconvenienced, I mean when women start getting bitchy, it gets harder and harder to sleep with them. Not to mention the fact that I've run out of people from Indy movies that are Asian.
Christ, one of my friends actually suggested I put myself in the ladies' shoes (I guess she doesn't give a shit about Short Round) and try to understand their feelings. I told her, what the fuck is the point? I haven't fucked any chicks that wear a size 13 shoe (other than that one in South Carolina, but she might have had a penis at one point), you know what I mean?
Who's life is most important in the world? Mine, that's who (that mine should be read as "mine"). That is right, everyone is looking out for themselves in the world right? You start trying to take care of other people and they WILL fuck you in the end. History is full of examples; Ronald McDonald, Jesse Jackson, Neil Cavuto, the chicks who were cheated on by Sam "Mayday" Malone, I could fucking do this all day.
The Point is that YOU have to look out for YOU. Not to mention you sure as fuck shouldn't take being called a selfish asshole because only someone who is concerned about their own feelings above yours would use a hurtful term like that which means, you guessed it, FUCK THEM!
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