I can't stop laughing at it!

An otter was sitting on the bank of the euphrates river doing his ottery things when a scorpion scurries up to him:

Hey you think you could you ferry me to the other bank?

The otter replies: nah, you'll probably just sting me.

But if I sting you we'll both drown.

The otter thinks for a moment and agrees to ferry the scorpion.

They get to the middle of the river and the scorpion stings the otter.

Why the fuck did you do that? the otter yells, now we both drown!

And the scorpion goes: ALLAHU ACKBAR!